MasterP said:
In the CRIB:
Mitch: Alright I’m taking dinner, Brad you’re in charge. Don’t fire anyone while I’m gone.
Brad: Sure thing.
Outside Cat’s Den 2 minutes later:
Mitch: Hey Brad, if you’re out here smoking who’s in charge?
Brad: Oh I left the chair in charge.
*edited*ING ROFL
brad is a chief
Nickname said:
im actually starting a hardcore diet and exercise program this next week. this weekend i will make myself ultrafat and eat nonstop then i will be good. i really cant back down from it because i paid this fitness club money already lol
exercise is for lamers
NuRayZ said:
run 20 minutes a day and don’t eat to much and i bet you’ll lose weight. it’s that easy!
now if i could only get myself to stop drinking so much beer…
yea no carbs = no beer 
and i have terrible knees so i cannot run
Nickname said:
well like I said I already paid out money
I mean this is for like a 9 month program. I am 23 and about 40-50 lbs overweight; I need to lose it now while I still can. If I pay $ to do this and schedule myself time I will actually follow through but if I do the whole “yeah I should really do xyz” I will continue to be fat
being fat is awesome…. don’t change
Bitey said:
MasterP said:
You could always try stop drinking the sodas and beer.
Also, quit watching NASCAR. 99% 100% of fans are overweight because of beer intake levels.
FIXED
ROFLS