OMG. I’m actually a Patent Agent, and I graduate in May, so when I pass the bar in July (hopefully), I will be a Patent Attorney. Man it is Sooo *edited*ing fun. I love it. I got a desk job. I get to argue. Great hours. Great people. Its wonderful. And Citan is a posting *edited*. He surpassed my posting, damnit. Law School is soo fun btw. Tough as all hell, but you learn so much and it is just so fun.
And you failed to answer what you were doing and/or drinking.