MajorMajorMajor said:
i fail at afk killing…. they always seem to come back lol
LOL. There have been times when afks have killed me cuz they came back at the last second, which is why I said almost always, lol. 
OMG, the last time when I came back and killed someone was AMAZING. I just sat down at the computer as he was running towards me with his knife. I was still in spawn, already had my pistol out, and all I did was hit the mouse button — didn’t even move the mouse yet — and I got a hs, lulz.