I was at the gym yesterday: (you know, to work on my guns, cause thats how I get the ladies), when these 3 big guys came walking in. They looked so weird, they had big bush mustaches like the guy on the Pringles can, and wore leotards that had one strap going across their chest. Now I know im not all that good looking and strong, but when i was curling my little ol 30 lb dumbells, these guys were lifting these huge trangular weights that read 1,000 lbs on the side of them. When they lifted they let out little yelps like ‘Hup one two’ and one screamed ‘What a glourious day to be lifting out triangular weights!!!’ I couldn’t lift anymore because the guys were taking up the whole mirror, so i went to the corner to work on my legs and if you wouldn’t believe it these guys followed me. Except they were on their backs bicylce kicking in the air. Then one of the guys threw a bunch of cats in the air and strted to juggle them with his feet. I was amazed but i left. I was half way to my dorm when i saw the two gus riding on one of those old bikes with the big wheel on the front, but i mean this wheel was like 30ft tall!! Then they were hit by a car and the guys went flying into the woods and I never saw them again.
