poopioe stop tuching me or i’ll report yu for RAPE
“911 what is the nature of your emergency?”
“oh my god! you gott help me! hurry”
“slow down son tell me your location”
“im in hell!”
“sir prank phone calls to 911 put many peoples lives in danger.”
“this isn’t a prank! i was just raped by poop!!”
lol