Flarmander
Profile
You live in the steaming jungles of Egypt, and your diet consists mostly of cows, grapes and wine.
Characteristics
(Combat and Non-combat)
You have a force field. You can shoot slime. You can resist sand. You have mallets for hands. You have shiny red platform shoes.
Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Footung.
fear my red shiny platform shoes *edited*es
also i have a force field so i win