My roommates:
Poliwad
Profile
You live in the valleys of Alberta, and your diet consists mostly of rocks, insects and green tea.
Characteristics
(Combat and Non-combat)
You can shoot granola. You can drink Dr. Pepper. You can resist 8-track tapes. You have a box of LPs. You can eat poison. You can resist evil glances. You can shoot bricks. You can throw hot death. You can shoot lightning bolts. You can shoot fire.
Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Moobra.