cats eat you when you die
cats will hurt you if you annoy them, or if they feel like it
cats cough up hairballs
cats generally only tolerate your presence
cats are fail as pets
cats kill birds
Birds don’t hurt anyone
Birds are cool, like the cardinal in the wintertime, how awesome is it to look out in the snowy weather, and still see the cardinal eating at your birdfeeder
cats are fail
i support almost all other pets
except cats…i like them alright, but no
no cats for you
no cats for anyone
especially not lolcats, it’s stupid people doing stupid things with their pets
i refuse to condone such actions