how about:
“Attention Counter-Strike players. Testicles…that is all.”
lol srsly tho, do we really need to put the rules in adverts? that’s what the motd is for. if they don’t wanna read it, then they’ll get slapped/slayed/kicked and learn the rules soon enough. that’s how it’s always been done. i don’t think we need to clutter up the chat area with rules. just my .02