MajorMajorMajor said:
So, Fara Fawcett died, and she went to heaven and saw St. Peter at the golden gates. St. Peter said, “You can have one wish, but choose wisely.” Without hesitation, Fara responded “Please, Save all the children!” So God killed Michael Jackson.
As a former president of WCU Gaming Club, I hereby move this post to legendary status.