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You know who else is a big orange cat? Garfield. What does Garfield like to eat? Lasagna. A food favored by Italians that is loaded with fat and carbohydrates, causing morbid obesity in both Italians and felines, an obesity that, if untreated, can lead to – you guessed it – death.
Garfield hates mondays. Solomon Grundy was born on a monday. Solomon Grundy is a nursery rhyme. Another nursery rhyme is Humpty Dumpty, whose protagonist is an egg. An egg is sometimes used as a metaphor for life and creation. Creation happens to be one of the central themes of the book of Genesis. Genesis was an English band. One of their most famous songs was “Land of Confusion.” The music video for this song featured puppet caricatures of Cold War politicians. Perhaps the most famous puppeteer to ever live was Jim Henson. Early in his career, Henson created many short commercials for Wilkins Coffee. Many historians believe coffee originated in Ethiopia, a country in western Africa. In October 1935, Italy invaded Ethiopia in an attempt to recreate the Holy Roman Empire. Before this event, the general public of many countries considered Mussolini to be a great and compassionate leader, but this gross display of force started to make people reconsider their opinions of him. One of the few defenders of the Italian invasion of Ethiopia was Adolf Hitler. Hitler was famous for his mustache, which was shaved along both sides, but left hair below the nose. Charlie Chaplin also popularized this style of mustache. Chaplin was a popular Depression-era entertainer, as was Al Jolson. Al Jolson was Jewish. So was George Burns, who died of cardiac arrest at the age of 100.
Yeah, you’re right. Tony Soprano died.