Do you believe in JESUS? (read it all!)

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  • #8204
    Chantz
    Spectator

    Now.. I’m not here to hurt anybody’s libido or male testosterone. But it seems that some of us (greater portion) are now scared to ban people. I understand that there has been countless errors in the past, and there is a process to banning *edited*es. But theoretically, it’s very simple to find a cheating faggotry.

     

    Subject numero uno on the cutting block : Crazy chinese. This guy was never good, ever. Last summer (08, back in the day) he would be like 3-6, 4-8 (yes i remember this because he always wanted to compete with me and be better, so i told him he’ll always eat *edited*) THEN! miraculously, JESUS gave him skills out of NOWHERE.. i mean OVERNIGHT! he was like 12-3. I was totally blown away and thought it was his day. Then day turned into days, and days into weeks. Then one face-shooting evening, i got a lovely steam message saying “CHANTZY HALP I CANT PLAY CS, IT KEEPS SAYING ‘THIS SERVER IS VAC SECURED'”…that ladies and women. Is when i was like HE WAS FINALLY CAUGHT LOLCUPS.

     

    Now after that event had occured, I sought out on a mission and figured out “hey, why did it take him so long to get detected and finally VAC banned?”

    After a hours of researching shizno, I came to a conclusion that: Hacks/Trainers/Cheats(whatever they’re REALLY called) are made on a certain date, and VAC doesn’t detect the program until weeks-months-YEARS later. Therefor the cheatee, has to renew the program she is using (notice HE is not applicable). So, the conclusion is, ANYONE can cheat ANYWHERE. Cheat*edited*s can never be stopped, we all need a keen eye and balls to ban faggotries. Let’s continue.

     

    Subject numero duo on the slicing block : Fagray. He was a decent player, no word of a lie… Yes i said that! He was average-high kills-death ratios. But then all asouden started hitting the 20-2, 20-4 type *edited* he NEVER did. Then i concluded Jesus helped him to like crazy chinese as well, Then he was caught and banned. Then the worst thing was! he turned to use another friend’s account instead.

     

    Therefor my conclusion is ladies and gentlewomen is that Jesus is in our server(or whatever else creature/person/monster you believe in). And he’s going to be staying for a while, unless we all agree that it’s time to pull out that rusty old silver hammer we use to smash people’s faces in with. Because if you’re worried about LOSING population/regulars you’re doing it the wrong way, people like me, whoopsie, br0ken, we DIE eventually. we get fagged over sometimes. but when you have a good hack YOU DONT. You can SMELL through your computer screen and smell dirty old *edited*.

     

    Story ended, and you actually read it all. wow. +1 for you

    #93356
    Liam
    Spectator

    LOL

    #93357
    BallzinurJawz
    Spectator

    LOL…I read the whole thing and tho I do agree with Chantzy…there is a process to banning.

     

    Don’t ban without demos…that’s one of the cardinal rules we are to abide by…

     

    I demoed chinese for a while and I couldn’t get a demo on him worth a *edited*…I will put my word on the line and say that he is 100% hacking and no one would be sad to see him go. But…the problem with him (and most hackers today) is that they have a little button they can push and turn them on and off…We like to call this TOGGLES. They toggle off when some1 is in spec and it is too obvious to just type kill in console and try and do it that way.

     

    I think something that would help us as admins is if regulars on the server just started speccing and demoing whenever you think there may be foul play. But yes…hackers *edited* me off as much as they do you Chantzy because they take a fun game on a fun server and ruin it.

    #93362
    MajorMajorMajor
    Spectator

    Oh wait… you mean only ONE admin has the balls to ban people?

     

    :D

    #93363
    Henesy11b#
    Spectator

    So lets say if the general consensus among admins is that Chinese is hacking, then why not ban him anyway? He doesn’t play much on the server but when he does, he *edited*es everyone off with his blatant cheating.

    #93383
    Wildthang
    Spectator

    chinese will be banned eventualy

     

    x-ray has no nuts so that could be ban worthy?

     

    and i’m always keen to temp banning for faggotry… which isn’t appealable

     

     

    just remember these things and you won’t turn into a slutty hoebag like chantz

    #93393
    Lemm
    Spectator

    he was banned earlier today…

    #93397
    Henesy11b#
    Spectator

    If chinese was banned earlier today, how long was it for? Saw him playing on the server roughly around 2pm for about 20 minutes.

    #93398
    MajorMajorMajor
    Spectator

    Henesy11b# said:

    If chinese was banned earlier today, how long was it for? Saw him playing on the server roughly around 2pm for about 20 minutes.

    Wanna know why it was only 20 minutes? :)

    #93399
    Pink Monkey #16
    Spectator

    I concur with Chantz, but also you regs can help admins out greatly by speccing blatant faggotry. Just be sure to get a steam_id as well. We do need a demo to permaban, but no where does it say who needs to take a demo.

    #93408
    Chantz
    Spectator

    +100% balls to major for screwing a faggotry today. This is such a great server to play on, minus some *edited*s who have admin and now think they’re an extremely important pillar in the community (won’t call names, I’m too nice.. *edited*. But if you know what you’re talking about and you play counter-strike: source on WCU you KNOW FOR A FACT that the regulars fill the server without *edited*fag idiots like chinese. Everyone under the sun knows he cheated/cheats.

     

    Although there is a process for banning people, I agree and disagree with the process. Let me rap to you why, foo. listen closely.

     

    I disagree because when you spend time and political bull*edited* on why somebody is banned, it’s an utter waste of time (now i know you’re thinking “WELL WHEN YOU WERE BANNED BLAH BLAH BLAH”.. but *edited* you) when i was banned, I appreciated everyone trying to flame or whatever sexual thing they did for me, but I knew in the end I would be unbanned anyways because my superior skills (chill, I’m joking, but it is true. But for certain people, the process shouldn’t even need be applicable, admit it your self and ask. “If he was banned, would you care?” if that question is “no” I’m certain there would be more people that agrees, and if that person was banned, happiness level would increase. (we all want happy times, trust me)

     

    Now I agree with it because some people are just stupid as hell, and *edited* around a lot (won’t say many names but, Master P, MJR MJR, EX, other dudes.) But when they *edited* around it’s cool, but banning somebody by accident sucks arse, I been there first hand. But that’s what makes our WCU committee fun as hell and makes us keep coming back, because it’s not an RQ scrim where it’s HUSH HUSH and concentrate 100% it’s a *edited*ing ROFL-PUB so get use to it *edited*es and enjoy your death while it lasts and the next one comes. (RQ refers to Roach Queens, not RaqeQuit, so stfu Ragers)

    and you read another ridiculous post, congrats.

    #93461
    Henesy11b#
    Spectator

    Chantzy you are one crazy canadian *edited*.

    #93467
    rcon_l@nce
    Spectator

    Henesy11b# said:

    Chantzy you are one crazy canadian *edited*.

    QFE.

    *edited* canook. =)

    #93469
    MasterP
    Spectator

    This thread is 100% lol material.

    #93470
    Derrick LeBrocq
    Spectator

    <3 Chantzy.

     

    Us Canuckleheads need to stick together.

    #93473
    Ripc_Scarolina
    Spectator

    I agree with Chantzy but you need to watch your mouth you do say racial things that even bother me and I am from the south. By the way I think x-ray hack because I think Jesus touched him also because he went from 0- 10 to 20-2 in like a night. That’s my thought. I mean I know I suck and I get lucky as hell a lot of the time. Plus Admins have been abusing their powers a lot lately. I got slayed for having the bomb and running to a site. ( I didn’t see the timer till it was too late, but I will pick my battles.)

    #93474
    Liam
    Spectator

    Ripc_Scarolina said:

    I agree with Chantzy but you need to watch your mouth you do say racial things that even bother me and I am from the south. By the way I think x-ray hack because I think Jesus touched him also because he went from 0- 10 to 20-2 in like a night. That’s my thought. I mean I know I suck and I get lucky as hell a lot of the time. Plus Admins have been abusing their powers a lot lately. I got slayed for having the bomb and running to a site. ( I didn’t see the timer till it was too late, but I will pick my battles.)

     

    Report these issues. They’ll get handled.

    #93484
    Derrick LeBrocq
    Spectator

    Ripc_Scarolina said:

    By the way I think x-ray hack

     

    He’s been VAC banned recently, and he’s still here.

    #93507
    Henesy11b#
    Spectator

    lol canuckleheads, hahaha

    #93519
    Wildthang
    Spectator

    Ripc_Scarolina said:

    I agree with Chantzy but you need to watch your mouth you do say racial things that even bother me and I am from the south. By the way I think x-ray hack because I think Jesus touched him also because he went from 0- 10 to 20-2 in like a night. That’s my thought. I mean I know I suck and I get lucky as hell a lot of the time. Plus Admins have been abusing their powers a lot lately. I got slayed for having the bomb and running to a site. ( I didn’t see the timer till it was too late, but I will pick my battles.)

     

    i can go from 0-10 to 20-2 in one night too… but only when i drink :D

    but yeah, i don’t like x-*edited*

     

    Liam said:

    Ripc_Scarolina said:

    I agree with Chantzy but you need to watch your mouth you do say racial things that even bother me and I am from the south. By the way I think x-ray hack because I think Jesus touched him also because he went from 0- 10 to 20-2 in like a night. That’s my thought. I mean I know I suck and I get lucky as hell a lot of the time. Plus Admins have been abusing their powers a lot lately. I got slayed for having the bomb and running to a site. ( I didn’t see the timer till it was too late, but I will pick my battles.)

     

    Report these issues. They’ll get handled.

     

    Hi Liam :)

    speaking of drinking, get on the server when you’ve had a few because we all know that your 7-year old child voice improves server lawls.

    #93566
    Ripc_Scarolina
    Spectator

    Thanks for agreeing with me on how x-ray hacks..

    #93572
    MajorMajorMajor
    Spectator

    epic thread is epic

    #93608
    Wildthang
    Spectator

    Mr. PMosh said:

    epic thread is epic

     

    duh… it was made by a guy from canadia

     

    O Canada!

    Our home and native land!

    True patriot love in all thy sons command.

     

    With glowing hearts we see thee rise,

    The True North strong and free!

     

    From far and wide,

    O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.

     

    God keep our land glorious and free!

    O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.

     

    O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.

     

     

     

     

    and has x-ray been banned yet?

    #93686
    Ripc_Scarolina
    Spectator

    no clue

    #93910
    rsx-s_03
    Spectator

    lol.

    #94465
    rcon_l@nce
    Spectator

    This thread is amazing… lol

    #95915
    Brian
    Spectator

    Myopic.

     

    What is unjust about banning someone who was vac banned before?

     

     

    Look, yall have a zero tolerance policy, anyone demoed cheating is banned forever and ever and ever to hell to never see the light of sweet wcu source again. Cheaters banned by vac are cheaters just as much, perhaps even more so, than cheaters demoed by you guys. Yall can make mistakes. So outright ban them. Summary execution. Zero tolerance. It is not a moral quandry unless the writ of the law is more important than the service provided by the law.

    #95921
    newrayz
    Spectator

    Brian said:

    Myopic.

     

    What is unjust about banning someone who was vac banned before?

     

     

    Look, yall have a zero tolerance policy, anyone demoed cheating is banned forever and ever and ever to hell to never see the light of sweet wcu source again. Cheaters banned by vac are cheaters just as much, perhaps even more so, than cheaters demoed by you guys. Yall can make mistakes. So outright ban them. Summary execution. Zero tolerance. It is not a moral quandry unless the writ of the law is more important than the service provided by the law.

     

     

    holy *edited* brian!

     

     

    weren’t you shipped off somewhere? Welcome back :D

    #96007
    Bitey
    Spectator

    Brian said:

    Myopic.

     

    What is unjust about banning someone who was vac banned before?

     

     

    Look, yall have a zero tolerance policy, anyone demoed cheating is banned forever and ever and ever to hell to never see the light of sweet wcu source again. Cheaters banned by vac are cheaters just as much, perhaps even more so, than cheaters demoed by you guys. Yall can make mistakes. So outright ban them. Summary execution. Zero tolerance. It is not a moral quandry unless the writ of the law is more important than the service provided by the law.

     

    Oh Brian and his philosophical conundrums <3. :)

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