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  • #7739
    MajorMajorMajor
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    He was a true American Hero, a legend, and is now selling Oxyclean to God in that big Infomercial in the sky.

     

     

    You will be missed.

    #87721
    newrayz
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    MajorMajorMajor said:

    He was a true American Hero, a legend, and is now selling Oxyclean to God in that big Infomercial in the sky.

     

     

    You will be missed.

     

     

    wtf billy mays died!?!? what is up with all my idols dying in a week. why god why!

    #87722
    MajorMajorMajor
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    #87724
    rcon_l@nce
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    MJ and BillyMays dead at 50.

    The conspiracy theorists are going crazy right now.

    #87725
    Ephraim
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    In less than a week, we’ve lost Ed Macmahon, Farrah Fawcett, Michael Jackson, and Billy Mays. What is going on?

    #87726

    dang, did billy really die. :(

    i liked that guy, even thou he shouts out EVERYTHING he says. /sadface

    #87727
    rcon_l@nce
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    NoDice said:

    dang, did billy really die. :(

    i liked that guy, even thou he shouts out EVERYTHING he says. /sadface

     

    They were actually about to pass a new law about TV commercials.

    The current standing is commercials cannot be louder than the loudest part of the show it is during. (Like a gunshot/explosions).

    The FCC wants to make it “commercials cannot be louder than the AVERAGE decibel level of the show.

     

    So soon, Billy Mays would stop screaming like we’ve known and loved regardless. =(

    #87728
    Derrick LeBrocq
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    Shhh now.

     

    <3 everyone.

    #87729
    MajorMajorMajor
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    Back to Billy Mays

     

     

    so no one else watched Pitchmen? *edited* was hilarious

    #87731
    Derrick LeBrocq
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    I gotta hand it to Billy Mays…the man could upsell a hammer that you smash your penis with and make it sound awesome.

     

    “Hi I’m BILLY MAYS, here today to tell you about “*edited*SLEDGE”, the amazing penis flattening hammer!”.

    #87732
    MajorMajorMajor
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    #87733

    BREAKING NEWS

    Bloody Slap-Chop found at scene……….story developing…………

    #87734
    MajorMajorMajor
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    NoDice said:

    BREAKING NEWS

    Bloody Slap-Chop found at scene……….story developing…………

    bahahahhahahaha

     

     

    first he beats a hooker then he kills billy mays

     

     

    *edited* that vince!

    #87736
    YouWinGameOver
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    *edited* is sad

    #87737
    MasterP
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    I wonder who’s next?

     

    Follow up question: Will his estate sue the airline?

    #87741
    MajorMajorMajor
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    MasterP said:

    I wonder who’s next?

     

    Follow up question: Will his estate sue the airline?

    i have a feeling they might try, but it would depend on the findings in the autopsy tomorrow

    #88047
    lootool
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    sooo many MADD famous RIP’s lately..weak wacksauce..he died unrelated to headBUMP..lol at all the funnies with him on diss paige..I MADE IT 2 1grand postsss!!! Someone buy me a 100Grand+7…LOOT.

    #88051

    lootool said:

    Someone buy me a 100Grand+7…LOOT.

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    #88059
    MajorMajorMajor
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    awesome

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    #88062

    MajorMajorMajor said:

    awesome

     

    WOW!!!

     

    BillyMays lock is cruise control to cool.. that is so perfect B)

    #88066
    lockEm
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    This ones for you Billy…

     

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    #88074
    Poopie
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    who saw the marathon of pitchmen on discovery channel?

    i didnt

     

     

     

    alright fine i did

    #88087
    MajorMajorMajor
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    Poopie said:

    who saw the marathon of pitchmen on discovery channel?

    i didnt

     

     

     

    alright fine i did

    it was AWESOME

    #88100
    rainefardreamer
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    if i could grow a beard as manly as billy mays

     

    i would

    #88106
    Hannah Montana
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    I mean I just want to try the oxy clean…. any testimonials?

    #88109
    Rocket Rob
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    Oxyclean works. Not magic or anything but its the best thing I have used that gets ball point ink out of shirts.

    #88125

    rumors goign around that Mays was going to get cremated and his ashes were going to be spread in a limited edition run of 10,000 oxy clean buckets. how sweet would that be.

    #88127
    YouWinGameOver
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    it wouldnt be sweet it would be really creepy

    #88163
    newrayz
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    NoDice said:

    rumors goign around that Mays was going to get cremated and his ashes were going to be spread in a limited edition run of 10,000 oxy clean buckets. how sweet would that be.

     

    it would be awesome, but definitely something i wouldn’t use. More something you’d put on top of your fireplace, and talk about with house guests while drinking some kind of scotch or brandy.

    #88191
    Hannah Montana
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    Rocket Rob said:

    Oxyclean works. Not magic or anything but its the best thing I have used that gets ball point ink out of shirts.

     

    Hmmm.. interesting I may give it a try just for Billy

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