Jason Statham in DIABETES

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  • #7291
    distemper
    Spectator

    Basically, Statham’s character, Chileos, is always near the brink of death in each movie, and needs to do ridiculous things to stay alive, for instance, hooking himself up to a car battery to keep his heart beating. Bullcrap, but Jackass with a plot can be pretty entertaining.

     

    This is a spoof of the CRANK films.

     

    #80630
    YouWinGameOver
    Spectator

    winrar thread NAO!

    #80643
    rainefardreamer
    Spectator

    I have to say my favorite explanation for there being a crank 2 is: that he set the high score so they gave him an extra life

    #80646
    Ephraim
    Spectator

    What they didn’t show you was how he fell into a diabetic coma thirty seconds later.

    #80655
    Derrick LeBrocq
    Spectator

    Pffft. Jason Statham is so generic as an actor. Same voice, same look, same everything in every movie.

     

    He’s nothing but this generations Steven Seagul.

    #80676
    torankusu
    Spectator

    LOL, it’s true. btw, you put a link to your site in your profile and in your sig, but no one can access it.

    #80678
    Oh Malley
    Spectator

    And? Since when do you watch action films for the acting?

    #80860
    distemper
    Spectator

    heh, my dad’s favorite actor is steven segal.

     

    I don’t really agree with him… I think Steven Segal’s best movie was Executive Decision, a Kurt Russell action-thriller TNT decided to spam after 9/11. He dies in the first 30 minutes. He played a US Navy SEAL with a ponytail. <—- Fail.

    #80883
    MajorMajorMajor
    Spectator

    Remo Williams: download it; love it

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