Ephraim

I am Ephraim, the Trickster King! I steal bread from aristocrats and cause the rivers to flow backwards! Both pauper and king alike rejoice at my whimsical shenanigans!

Alright, so I’m Ephraim Freed. A lot of people have no idea how to pronounce my name. It eff-rum, like the letter followed by the pirate-drink. People misspell it a lot by mixing up the A and I. Think Altair. I was born in Florida, but moved to western North Carolina when I was fifteen. At my first meeting, I became Historian (despite not owning a camera). Next semster, I became Secretary and have been reelected twice now. Since joining the club, I have only missed one general meeting.

Almost fifty-percent of my posts are in the Random section, where I make witty comments on a number of things and post funny pictures which occaisionally get me in trouble with moderators. I can also be found frequently in the Political section agreeing with MasterP and most of the Pink Monkies.

My hobbies include playing video games (duh) and making females vaguely uncomfortable. I’m an English major and have had a couple of letters published in EGM and read on the news. I have resided all over campus (Leatherwood, Reynolds, and Central) and currently stay one door down from Kaz-Ka. I like Central a lot more than Reynolds because I get my own room, but it’s still easy to socialize if I want.

In summary: I am a killer. I am the Bear Hugger.