In other news:
52-year-old man busted for drunk driving informs the cop that he knows karate and has been working out.
AND
That last one is so absolutely crazy that I couldn’t make it up if I wanted to…
If you are confused by the article here is a nice walkthrough from a fellow farker:
“And the AJC solidifies its reputation as a toilet-paper newspaper.
For those of you still confused, here’s what I’ve gathered from the article (note–police have conflicting stories):
1. Woman calls locksmith because she is locked out of her house
2. Locksmith arrives and does his job, i.e. unlocks the door
3. Attacker hears a dog barking and grabs gun
4a. Attacker claims locksmith entered house after opening door
4b. Locksmith claims he never entered the house and was walking back to his truck
5. Attacker orders locksmith to disrobe and exercise
9. Locksmith-turned-naked-push-uper time-warps to driving off in his truck after shooting at attacker with imaginary gun he pulled from his *edited*
/after deciding “facts” and “what happened next” were no longer important, Mr. Eberly leaves steps 6-8 of our story on the editing room floor.
//journalism at its finest“
ALSO Comments on article that are hilarious…
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