I was playing TF2 the other night, and there was this drunk guy and a Jewish fellow having a conversation. It was a weird expierience:
“Say, you’re an Ashkenazi, right?”
“Yeah.”
“What other kinds of Jewish people are there?”
“Cretaceous, Mesozoic, Jurassic…”
“Don’t be a smartass. I really want to know the denominations.”
“Well, there’s Sephardic, Mizrah, Cave-Jews…”
“Cave-Jews?”
“Yeah.”
“Now, I admit that the Jews have had it worse than anyone in history. But the Irish have got to be a close second.”
“Except for maybe Africans.”
“Oh, yeah. Man, it’s four in the morning. I need to get some sleep.”
The internet is like people-watching.