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I know, I know. Race is one of those dangerous subjects. But, this is just too funny to pass up.
Over in Dallas, a group of commissioners met to discuss problems with the traffic-ticket collections office. One commissioner (who is white) said the office had become “a black hole” because so much paperwork goes missing. Another commissioner (who is black) was offended, because he considered the term “black hole” to be racist. A judge at the meeting (who is also black) was also offended and demanded an apology. The white commissioner refused. Now there is a CONTROVERSY! Several days have passed and the offended commisioner has also declared the terms “devil’s food cake” and “blacksheep” to be racist. Yes, you have this paragraph correctly.
Ima get banned from Physics class next semester. Woot!
Pink Monkey #13 said:
dumbass had to pull the race card.Does that really surprise you? (racist im sure but fair question)
One of the most bizarre things about this situation is that the offended commissioner’s initial response was something like, “You should have said ‘white hole.'” This is strange for two reasons:
1. Even by his warped logic, that would be just as racist as the offending comment.
2. If white holes exist, they actually return matter, making it inappropriate for the situation.
Majin Ephraim said:
2. If white holes exist, they actually return matter, making it inappropriate for the situation.White holes do in fact not exist.
Wikipedia said:
A black hole is a region of space in which the gravitational field is so powerful that nothing, not even light, can escape its pull after having fallen past its event horizon. The term “Black Hole” comes from the fact that, at a certain point, even electromagnetic radiation (e.g. visible light) is unable to break away from the attraction of these massive objects. This renders the hole’s interior invisible or, rather, black like the appearance of space itself.(yes i know Wikipedia is the devil but I used it as a source anyway, get over it)
thats the correct term for black hole
white holes do exists!
you know the hole in a powdered strawberry doughnut at dunkin donuts?
well the donut is white and has a hole
thus white hole
thank you very much!
Poopie said:
thats the correct term for black holewhite holes do exists!
you know the hole in a powdered strawberry doughnut at dunkin donuts?
well the donut is white and has a hole
thus white hole
thank you very much!
Can I quote you on my next physics research paper? This extensive knowledge of the foundation of the universe must be shared for the good of all mankind!
Poopie said:
thats the correct term for black holewhite holes do exists!
you know the hole in a powdered strawberry doughnut at dunkin donuts?
well the donut is white and has a hole
thus white hole
thank you very much!
MasterP said:
Can I quote you on my next physics research paper? This extensive knowledge of the foundation of the universe must be shared for the good of all mankind!and suddenly the universe makes sense again!!
MasterP said:
White holes do in fact not exist.Electricity does not exist.
Then it was found thanks to Gillbart.
I read recently NASA’s is going to be launching a new gamma ray ‘hubble” type telescope..
one of my fav quotes “just because the buried treasure has not been found. does not mean their is no treasure.”
MasterP said:
Does that really surprise you? (racist im sure but fair question)no, but the idiocy of the man who did it surprises me.
MasterP said:
White holes do in fact not exist.They’re still a theoretical concept, but there is no proof that they don’t exist.
Meanwhile, there is plenty of proof that red dwarfs exist.
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