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Backed up user’s files, stopped bad services and startups, reinstalled Nvidia chipset drivers. Computer now works.
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Apparently the 680i has RAID trouble with certain BIOS revisions and chipset storage drivers. It’s mainly a false positive error that causes the Nvidia RAID service to freak out and start causing all sorts of problems.
It’s working (now) so hopefully my troubles are over.