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  • #4321
    Falcon
    Spectator

    :ph34r: so i just noticed guys, I haven’t seen the grammar police in a LOOOOONG time. I think they sporadically trolled our boards, looking for violators, or sometimes just NoDice… so I’m a tad worried, did the grammar police overindulge on donuts?

    #42080

    i’v been feeding him dohnuts

    #42133
    Falcon
    Spectator

    nice, very nice

    #42282
    MasterP
    Spectator

    If Dice doesn’t start behaving I’m going to have to start a WCU dept. of the grammar police just to troll his posts.

    #42285

    /hides

    #42305
    YahooEarth
    Spectator

    I are lovez grammars. Can I has pozition as grammar popo??

     

    Translation by MasterP: “I love grammar. Can I have a position with the grammar police?”

    #42309
    MasterP
    Spectator

    YahooEarth said:

    I are lovez grammars. Can I has pozition as grammar popo??

     

    You most certainly may not.

    #42331
    wispy
    Spectator

    i am scrued

    #42370
    Adam Faulkner
    Spectator

    I am going to send him a pm. See if he is around. feel free to do the same.

    #42386
    TheGrammarPolice
    Spectator

    We are sorry for our recent absence. After becoming popular on the Western Carolina University Gaming Club’s website, we received national attention. Naturally, our conclave was asked by the United States Government to follow around President George W. Bush and correct his many daily grammatical errors. You may have noticed that he has improved greatly over the last year. We made the executive decision that either our work was done, or President Bush was a lost cause. Either way, we left the post to assume our original job at WCU shortly after receiving an e-mail from our original boss, Adam Faulkner (approximately 2 minutes ago).

     

    NoDice may as well change his name to NoChance, representing his odds of staying out of jail in the coming weeks and months.

    #42387
    TheGrammarPolice
    Spectator

    NoDice said:

    i’v been feeding him dohnuts

     

    We should mention that during our time in the Executive Branch of the U.S. Government, we gained the legal so-called “license to kill.” For your own sake, don’t make us use it.

    #42389
    TheGrammarPolice
    Spectator

    wispy said:

    i am scrued

     

    If by “scrued” you mean “screwed,” and if by “screwed” you mean “about to be arrested for years of minor offenses against the English language,” then yes, you are scrued.

    #42396
    Falcon
    Spectator

    Hello once again The Grammar Police, I was wondering where you drifted away to :D.

     

    but I see you have an applicant ;)

     

    YahooEarth said:

    I are lovez grammars. Can I has pozition as grammar popo??

     

    Translation by MasterP: “I love grammar. Can I have a position with the grammar police?”

     

    thoughts?

    #42397
    TheGrammarPolice
    Spectator

    As impressed as we are concerning the applicant’s correct usage of the word “are” in lieu of the more popular “r,” Mr. Faulkner’s budget on our squad is tight. We do have rooms available in our jail that young Mr. YahooEarth may be interested in. Judging by his application, he seems to be a worthy candidate.

    #42402

    TheGrammarPolice said:

    NoDice may as well change his name to NoChance, representing his odds of staying out of jail in the coming weeks and months.

     

    Correct me if i am wrong, shouldn’t that be “no chance”. :rolleyes:

    #42403
    Falcon
    Spectator

    rofl

    #42411
    Bitey
    Spectator

    Oh Lawd…

    #42422
    TheGrammarPolice
    Spectator

    NoDice said:

    Correct me if i am wrong, shouldn’t that be “no chance”. :rolleyes:

    Once we find out where your mother lives, we’re coming down to the basement to arrest you.

    #42424

    Double post fail.

    Please try again.

    #42470
    Adam Faulkner
    Spectator

    I spent quite awhile laughing after reading this thread. Thanks for keeping us in order TheGrammarPolice. You are the man! Ashley says hi. I think she has been needing the help lately with all the misspelling and bad grammar on the forums these days.

    #42560
    pyro urban
    Spectator

    The Grammar Police can choke on a banana for all I care! =D

    #60584
    TheGrammarPolice
    Spectator

    We can choke on a single banana? We cannot even begin to imagine the situation that would preceed a police force of 20 men choking on a single banana.

    #60595
    MajorMajorMajor
    Spectator

    TheGrammarPolice said:

    We can choke on a single banana? We cannot even begin to imagine the situation that would preceed a police force of 20 men choking on a single banana.

    you have to admit it would be pretty hilarious

    #60738
    Chris’-‘
    Spectator

    Karma police, arrest this man….

    #60742
    Kappamerc
    Spectator

    ‘*edited* I don’t care’ police arrest all the other police and then become a grammar nazi.

    #60758
    TheGrammarPolice
    Spectator

    And thus, on post #25, Godwin’s Law is applied.

    #60760
    Bitey
    Spectator

    I have discovered your secret identity

    #60777
    Rydell382
    Spectator

    enlighten us bitey

    #60785
    MajorMajorMajor
    Spectator

    TheGrammarPolice said:

    And thus, on post #25, Godwin’s Law is applied.

    dont make me go Townsend’s Law on yo *edited*!

    #60792
    TheGrammarPolice
    Spectator

    Bitey said:

    I have discovered your secret identity

     

    The secret idenities of those officers comprising The Grammar Police are to be known only by the president of the W.C.U. Gaming Club. Adam Faulkner created this unit two years ago in an attempt to eradicate the use of incorrect grammar on this website. Only Adam knew the identities of our members until NoDice blackmailed those identities out of him.

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