We are sorry for our recent absence. After becoming popular on the Western Carolina University Gaming Club’s website, we received national attention. Naturally, our conclave was asked by the United States Government to follow around President George W. Bush and correct his many daily grammatical errors. You may have noticed that he has improved greatly over the last year. We made the executive decision that either our work was done, or President Bush was a lost cause. Either way, we left the post to assume our original job at WCU shortly after receiving an e-mail from our original boss, Adam Faulkner (approximately 2 minutes ago).
NoDice may as well change his name to NoChance, representing his odds of staying out of jail in the coming weeks and months.