This may be old news to some of you, but just in case, here it is. Back in the early 90’s, the Turbografx-16 and its successor, the TurboDuo, were failing miserably in the US. What follows is NEC’s final attempt at marketing the near-dead console with a running commentary. The last time I read through this, I was in a crowded college library and kept blurting out laughter. I think some people found this weird.