Crazy college escapades

There was a power outage once on central campus at NC state, and since i lived there i believed it would be an opportunity for some awesome…anyways one of the girls hanging around at our suite suggested we make a slip n’ slide, and so we did, the floors are tile, so there was no need for any tarp or whathaveyou, and so we used soap and laundry detergent for the slickness…and so began the slip n slide…the power came back on, but we kept going and all was well in the suite untill the RD found us…you wouldn’t think that a woman would be such a *edited*, she flipped out and we all got 10 hours of community service, which really wasn’t all that bad…but it did seem a tad excessive. I suppose to be fair we were doing something pretty dangerous, as 2 of the 11 of us did get injured…minor minor injuries, my roomate banged up his ankle on a doorjam, it hurt but wasn’t handicaping in anyway, and i managed to bang up my right side of my hip…it was bruised but didn’t bother me unless it was poked.

oddly enough there was no alcohol involved in this incident… take from that what you will… all in all it was pretty fun, despite the community service, which i know maintain as making the whole thing a lot better

one time i had a mix of rum and coke in my hand and i was drunk as *edited*, i came into my friends room, slipped on mat, hit my head off the stove and never spilled a drop.

well actually i can top that, last year on res, I got really drunk and locked my self out of my room in nothing but my boxers, so i went to go to my buddies to borrow some clothes, and I had mistaken the 15th, for the 16th, so there I was pounding on his door to get some clothes, but in reality, it was my RA’s door, and when he answered I didn’t get any clothes, but a fine and a visit to a alchohol course. Anyways, when I finally reached my destination, he gave me a blanket and told me to *edited* off.

The night before this semester began, I stood up until three in the morning playing Pikmin. Such reckless abandon!

hahhahaha ROFLOL KUR05!!! LOOt.

well how about i put up a new story every week… living in a rugby house you get quite a few. So here goes #1.

So it’s our “rookie fun day” (due to legal ramifications the word initiations is no longer used), we have about 4 kegs or so and are pretty wasted. We started drinking and festivities around 11am or so, and the time of said incident is about 7pm. Needless to say we were 3 kegs in and workin on #4. So all the sudden the doorbell rings and there is a pizza at the door for us? OK? who the hell ordered pizza, no one knew? So we told the resident pothead to get his pizza and bring it in for us to share. He does so, and when we get the pizza, it’s an empty box with garlic sauce spilled everywhere. So we get that someone pranked us and are a lil upset. So we figure out it had to be the girls LAX team 3 doors down. So we get a rookie to go upstairs and poop in a brown paper bag. Which he reluctantly does. Then we put it on a paper plate. We’re about to walk down there when i suggest pouring some lamp oil on it incase it doesn’t light right away. In retrospect this was where everything went wrong. So we “sneak” down to their house… it’s 9 rugby players drunk to the hills crawling over fences, i’m sure they heard us coming. Eventually we get there, put the bag of *edited* on the doorstep, light it, ring the doorbell, and run back to our house. We get back to our house, and the people on the porch watching just have their mouths wide open staring…. and we’re like… what? is it funny? Then we look back… All we can see from the entire porch is flames, apparently lamp oil is pretty powerful *edited*. So we haul *edited* back there, run inside, grab some couch cushions, and start stompin flames everywhere with em. And yes as we were running back someone yelled – don’t put it out with your boots ted, followed quickly by a – dont’ tell me my business devil woman. We’re classy guys. So we get the fire out, run back to our house. We decide that since that prank didn’t work out, we had to take all our garbage. (our rookies had just picked up about 8 bags from a huge party all over the house and yard) and dump it all on their porch and inside there house. The next day we decide to call the girls and let them know we accidently almost burnt down their house and how was our garbage. Only to find out, they’re at james madison university for the night for a game, and we really would have burnt down the house. The girls two doors down were cleaning the garbage up, and we all felt like asses.

Fun night though. Just make sure you know who your pranking before you prank them.

Drunk as *edited* right now, tried to get into a bar called the palace, failed both times, *edited* that bar, and *edited* the bouncers. hows that for a university adventure

Captain Morgan Dark Rum > vodka

Bleck, I really don’t like any of them. I get over it though.

B R I E F S said:

Captain Morgan Dark Rum > vodka

love the spiced rum, must find and try this dark rum!

Chris said:

love the spiced rum, must find and try this dark rum!

what do you mean try? its in every liquor store in the province, mostly because thier government runned, but w/e