Oh, Matthew, I do hope you play as Ice Climbers again at the LAN. We train so ardently. I want to learn how to talk smack to you more efficiently, because I have to bite my tongue when I’m the girl who ends up embarrassing men whom she does not know.
Peach and Zelda haven’t gotten any love today. And you know who has a better air game than Jiggly? Pikachu. 
No, I’m serious.
…Linking VG Cats does not give any credibility. In fact, it actually takes away from it.