well how about i put up a new story every week… living in a rugby house you get quite a few. So here goes #1.
So it’s our “rookie fun day” (due to legal ramifications the word initiations is no longer used), we have about 4 kegs or so and are pretty wasted. We started drinking and festivities around 11am or so, and the time of said incident is about 7pm. Needless to say we were 3 kegs in and workin on #4. So all the sudden the doorbell rings and there is a pizza at the door for us? OK? who the hell ordered pizza, no one knew? So we told the resident pothead to get his pizza and bring it in for us to share. He does so, and when we get the pizza, it’s an empty box with garlic sauce spilled everywhere. So we get that someone pranked us and are a lil upset. So we figure out it had to be the girls LAX team 3 doors down. So we get a rookie to go upstairs and poop in a brown paper bag. Which he reluctantly does. Then we put it on a paper plate. We’re about to walk down there when i suggest pouring some lamp oil on it incase it doesn’t light right away. In retrospect this was where everything went wrong. So we “sneak” down to their house… it’s 9 rugby players drunk to the hills crawling over fences, i’m sure they heard us coming. Eventually we get there, put the bag of *edited* on the doorstep, light it, ring the doorbell, and run back to our house. We get back to our house, and the people on the porch watching just have their mouths wide open staring…. and we’re like… what? is it funny? Then we look back… All we can see from the entire porch is flames, apparently lamp oil is pretty powerful *edited*. So we haul *edited* back there, run inside, grab some couch cushions, and start stompin flames everywhere with em. And yes as we were running back someone yelled – don’t put it out with your boots ted, followed quickly by a – dont’ tell me my business devil woman. We’re classy guys. So we get the fire out, run back to our house. We decide that since that prank didn’t work out, we had to take all our garbage. (our rookies had just picked up about 8 bags from a huge party all over the house and yard) and dump it all on their porch and inside there house. The next day we decide to call the girls and let them know we accidently almost burnt down their house and how was our garbage. Only to find out, they’re at james madison university for the night for a game, and we really would have burnt down the house. The girls two doors down were cleaning the garbage up, and we all felt like asses.
Fun night though. Just make sure you know who your pranking before you prank them.