one time i had a mix of rum and coke in my hand and i was drunk as *edited*, i came into my friends room, slipped on mat, hit my head off the stove and never spilled a drop.
well actually i can top that, last year on res, I got really drunk and locked my self out of my room in nothing but my boxers, so i went to go to my buddies to borrow some clothes, and I had mistaken the 15th, for the 16th, so there I was pounding on his door to get some clothes, but in reality, it was my RA’s door, and when he answered I didn’t get any clothes, but a fine and a visit to a alchohol course. Anyways, when I finally reached my destination, he gave me a blanket and told me to *edited* off.