NoDice said:
Man, the other day i was hangin around campus you know doin the usual, hangin, starring people down, and looking cooler than a Hot Pocket. But i saw somthing unusual, the giant Bell Tower thing in the middle of campus opened up and shot a *edited*load of connfetti in the air and made a loud whistle sound like, Whheewhooo!!!I thought it was terrorist but it was just the school trying to get people hyped up for class and education. Then like people were dancing and doing the Scatman, throwing *edited* in the air and loud noises. There were these guys throwing their books at each other and one girl ate a whole novel!!! Then i went to my health class after this weird pep rally for education thing. The teacher was telling us about STD’s and other stuff about doin it, and all of a sudden this guy who was still hyped from the confetti jumped on his desk and screamed ‘YEA HERPES BIATCH!!!!!’ and then he jumped out the window with a loud WOOOOOOOO!!! Man they really try to get us all hyped for school and *edited* but man is it retarded.
NoDice said:
Oh man guess what i just saw….I was at school today doing some school stuff (getting books,throwing sandwiches) when this kid came up to me and said she knew me from back in the day. I totally didnt believe her because i didnt know people like her. But anyways she was sportin some tude because i was all telling her i didnt know her. She was wearing a *edited* load of makeup on her face, i guess she was real ugly or somthing. So when i quickly lost interest in her boring conversation i scuddled out the door. She was righton my tail when i got outside. It was extremly hot outside (High 90s) and all of a sudden her head got wobbly and started deflating. Her face turn to one big mush and just completly melted OFF!!!!!!!! Boy i tell ya it was craaaaaaaaaaaaaazy.
Know 😀 ICE said:
I was at the gym yesterday: (you know, to work on my guns, cause thats how I get the ladies), when these 3 big guys came walking in. They looked so weird, they had big bush mustaches like the guy on the Pringles can, and wore leotards that had one strap going across their chest. Now I know im not all that good looking and strong, but when i was curling my little ol 30 lb dumbells, these guys were lifting these huge trangular weights that read 1,000 lbs on the side of them. When they lifted they let out little yelps like ‘Hup one two’ and one screamed ‘What a glourious day to be lifting out triangular weights!!!’ I couldn’t lift anymore because the guys were taking up the whole mirror, so i went to the corner to work on my legs and if you wouldn’t believe it these guys followed me. Except they were on their backs bicylce kicking in the air. Then one of the guys threw a bunch of cats in the air and strted to juggle them with his feet. I was amazed but i left. I was half way to my dorm when i saw the two gus riding on one of those old bikes with the big wheel on the front, but i mean this wheel was like 30ft tall!! Then they were hit by a car and the guys went flying into the woods and I never saw them again.