The WCU DNS administrator wishes me to inform you that he Resents your remarks about his server being the root cause of the internets issues as of late.
What is really going is our tubes are full… someone from the lottery comission is comming next week and hopes to flush out the tubes with the special education lottery balls, since no race horses are available. (if you don’t get this you need to watch more TV, or do a youtube search for Ted Stephens Daily Show)
Seriously though there have been some issues with our external firewall, bandwidth limitations (150mbps can not flow through a 100mbps pipe easily) , and most recently a flakey media converter.
All these issues are being addressed currently (we’re launching a huge advertising campaign to get more race horses on campus 
) and hopefully things well get a lot better soon.
As always if you have questions or concerns about this please email me with them.
Thanks,
AJ