Man, the other day i was hangin around campus you know doin the usual, hangin, starring people down, and looking cooler than a Hot Pocket. But i saw somthing unusual, the giant Bell Tower thing in the middle of campus opened up and shot a *edited*load of connfetti in the air and made a loud whistle sound like, Whheewhooo!!!
I thought it was terrorist but it was just the school trying to get people hyped up for class and education. Then like people were dancing and doing the Scatman, throwing *edited* in the air and loud noises. There were these guys throwing their books at each other and one girl ate a whole novel!!! Then i went to my health class after this weird pep rally for education thing. The teacher was telling us about STD’s and other stuff about doin it, and all of a sudden this guy who was still hyped from the confetti jumped on his desk and screamed ‘YEA HERPES BIATCH!!!!!’ and then he jumped out the window with a loud WOOOOOOOO!!! Man they really try to get us all hyped for school and *edited* but man is it retarded.