so i was about to fall asleep and i was thinking about things and trying to get into calm mode, but i thought of silly things so i kept doing so until i was giggling too much to sleep, so i thought i'd post what i was thinkning

note to you guys, i think about random ass shit before i fall asleep, hence dreams that are AWESONME

anywaysit started with me thinking about jesus christ and the latter day saints
and i was like shit, who the fuck are the latter day saints, and why do they count
and can't you just call yourselves mormons? i'm down with that
then i remembered that at ncstate some mormons were around and they were looking for recruits, i.e pimping the religion
and they asked me, you want to learn about jesus christ and the latter day saints?
see that bugs me, cause i know they mean mormon, they know it, so let's just call it that
i said man, i'm part of the scottish reformed church, i'm good man
they looked suprised and they were like oh (you know it?) presbyterian
i was like yeah man the frozen chosen
so we had ourselves a theological fight a brewing, the frozen chosen vs. the undercover thunder
and that's when i was like shit man, how would that story end, cause you know that never really happened. so that got me thinking about stand up comedians which brings us to part 2 of this post

imagine a stand up comedian, i'm imagining me, which is probably why it was funny for me, maybe not so much for you guys, but fuck you this is my post and i'll write whatever the fuck i want to

so i'm on stage and i'm just starting off

can i smoke in here?
not weed man, tobaccosee that's whats wrong with the west coast, all this weed shit, in NC where i come from, if you smoke you smoke tobacco
so no? fucking pussies, your gonna get cancer anyways might as well enjoy it
besides white man took all my goddamn land anyways, i might as well get back at you guys for that i'm 1/8 sioux, here's a little return for the smallpox blankets, assholes (i'm not native american, but in the summer i get pretty dark)
what happened to the cowboy attitude in america? live dangerous, fuck the law make your own rules and all that shit
your gonna get cancer anyways from the sun, booze and cell phones
oh christ don't even get me started on cell phones, my mom actually believed that 4 cell phones all going off at the same time could pop popcorn, she also didn't understand how microwaves worked, so i guess that evens out. but my dad also thought that those big batteries where nothing but lots of little AAA batteries put into a large container and he has an engineering degree
people believe too much of what they see on the interwebs, i'm just hoping my parents don't met and Nigerian prince

that's it for the raines random pre-sleep thoughtsin hindsight the second one isn't so funny, but it felt good to say

also maybe tomorrow i'll go through the whole thread, however as awesome as this thread it, and it is pretty awesome, the ashley tisdale thread will remain the most awesome if only for how it ridiculous it was in it's prime